Written for International Badfic Day 2004, as decreed by legalblonde2005. She started with Alias, but, c’mon. Did you really think I was going to write badfic and not do X-Men? I mean, really. I apologize to Marvel, Bryan Singer, 20th Century Fox, and anyone who clicks on the cut tag.
Rouge went into the kitchen at Professor Xaviers School for the gifted. Bobby was already there. He was eating ice cream.
“Bobby”Rouge said”I cant do this anymore.”
“What?” Bobby asked. Rouge told him “I’m sorry, but, I love Logan.”
“You cant love him, Rouge. He’s to old for you, and, you cant touch him anyway.”
“I’m sorry Bobby but I do.”
The next day Logan was in the danger room fighting with his claws and Bobby came in and started yelling at him at the top of his lungs.
“what are you doing? You dont love Rouge!!1!”
Logan had a confused look on his face because he was confused. “I dont know what your talking about Bobby. Rouge and me arent dating.”
“No Bobby screamed but she’s in love with you!!!1!”
Logan was shocked. He made his claws disappear and looked stunned at Bobby. “Reallly? Logan asked. “How can she love me?” Logan thought. “I’m way older than her and she can’t touch people cause her skin is liek poison. It sucks the life out of people”
Logan left to find Rouge. She was sitting in the garden reading a Book.
“Bobby told me your in love with me.” Logan asked.
Rouge was shocked. “I told him not to tell anyone Wolverine.” She yelled.
“I love you too Rouge! he shouted.
Rouge started crying because she was so happy. “You love me? Even though my skin kills people?”
“I love you” he told her and then he kissed her. Her skin started sucking the life out of him and he fell over but she got his voice living in her head and she knew that he wasnt lieing but he really did love her.
The next day Rouge went down to breakfast, but when she saw the food it made her sick to her stomach, so she ran back upstairs and threw up.
“Oh” she thought.”I have the flu.”
She stayed sick for two weeks and then Logan finely convinced her to talk to Jean and find out why she was still so sick. Logan sat on the hospital bed with her in the lab.
Jean came in and looked at Rouge’s chart. “Oh my God, Rouge, your pregnant!”
Rouge started crying and Logan smashed his fist into the wall because he and Rouge hadn’t slept together yet so he new that the baby must be Bobby’s. After Logan left Jean asked Rogue why he was so mad.
“Why’s he so mad?” asked Jean.
“This is Bobbys baby, not Logan’s.” she told her.
Jean looked at Rouge’s chart again. “These test results say that your going to have triplets.”
That night Logan rode off on his motorcycle which he stole from Scott. Rouge told Bobby that she was pregnant and they got married.
Six months later Logan came back. He walked in the door and saw Rouge playing with three babies. “Hey Rouge. Where’d all these kids come from?”
“We had three babies at once.” she told him. “Their names are Charles Scott, Robert John, and Kitty Jean.”
“Oh.” Logan said. He didn’t know what to say. He still loved Rouge but she obviously still loved Bobby. He couldnt stand to stay at Xaviers and watch her be married to a guy who wasn’t him. So he left. Riding away on his motorcycle.
Bobby came downstairs and saw Rouge crying. “Whats the matter?” he asked her.
“Logan came home and he left. He saw me with little Charles, Robbie, and, Kitty, and he left. I didn’t even have time to tell him that we got divorced because I was still in love with him.”
“IT’s okay Rouge” Bobby said hugging her close to him. “He’ll be back someday.”
The End
P.S. I have another part but Im not sure if I should post the rest. Please tell me I love reviews!!